Friday, April 27, 2007

Florida says, "Now let's eat the baby!"

This state gets absurd sometimes. Our state legislature, having been encouraged to do so by the populace, is now on a rampage to destroy the evil property-tax-monster. However, the citizenry seem not to have realized that their property taxes aren't just gobbled up by the big-government-demon, but actually provide particular funds that have to come from somewhere.

So my fellow Floridians will soon discover that, whichever of the various plans being suggested in Tallahassee wins (9.25 % sales tax is being seriously considered!), they are stuck with a massive cut to the budgets of local government.

Yes, I obviously care that this may impact my own existence (I work for the city, in a public library), but the idea of cities shutting down their libraries, recreation centers, and parks (and probably more in some cases) scares me. It makes me start shivering and not really stop. I think it should make other people shiver too, once they realize what they've really done here.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Tumblr

So, I've discovered the coolest thing. Tumblr is essentially a scrapbook/patchwork take on the blog concept, more suited to short links, quotes, images, brief thoughts, etc. Honestly, a lot of what I've done on this blog. So from now on, some of that stuff will be on my tumbleblog, SeaSlug.

Friday, March 30, 2007

blue blue

Your Psyche is Blue

You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you.
By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go.
While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side.

When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over you

When you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding

Friday, March 23, 2007

i'm smart in important ways...

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 155 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (150), and liquor (113).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 97% on proof
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You scored higher than 93% on beer index
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You scored higher than 91% on liquor index

answer me this, noisemaker

Put your music player on shuffle.
- Press forward for each question.
- Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don’t make sense.


How am I feeling today? Tell Mama (Live) -- Janis Joplin [I guess I'm feeling kinda noisy-Janis-ish today. Or maybe I should call the 'rents.]

Will I get far in life? Old Milwaukee -- Rollin' In The Hay [Not so good at first glance, but maybe it's something to do with contentment...]

How do my friends see me? Little Maggie -- Bob Dylan [Umm OK.]

Where will I get married? Time Will Tell -- Bob Marley and the Wailers [Umm OK again.]

What is my best friend’s theme song? Marie Laveaux -- Waylon Thibodeaux [The NOLA connection is eerily right on. The witch part is interesting too. Hehe.]

What is the story of my life? The Ascent of Man -- R.E.M. [Hahaha...]

What is/was high school like? Clockstopper -- Galactic [Right on]

How can I get ahead in life? Run Like Hell -- Pink Floyd [Of course.]

What is the best thing about me? Angel from Montgomery -- Bonnie Raitt and John Prine [Can only be good, and I guess part of my family IS from Alabama...]

What is today going to be like? Crazy Baby -- Joan Osborne [True so far...]

What is in store for this weekend? Sick and Tired -- Grateful Dead [Damn. I was planning to clean the house.]

What song describes my parents? Gone Round the Twist -- Perpetual Groove [Wow hahaha.]

To describe my grandparents? One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer -- John Lee Hooker [Sooo not right at all... Quite the opposite.]

How is my life going? Don't Ride That Horse -- Old Crow Medicine Show [Interesting...]

What song will they play at my funeral? Froggie Went A Courtin' -- Bruce Springsteen [That would be great, but maybe someone else's cover of the song...]

How does the world see me? Union Maid -- Pete Seeger [Sweet!!]

Will I have a happy life? Beyond My Wildest Dreams -- Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris [sounds good to me...]

What do my friends really think of me? If It Wasn't for the Money -- Tea Leaf Green [Yea, my friends are well aware that I'm broke!]

Do people secretly lust after me? Little Earthquakes -- Tori Amos [Sorta creepy.]

How can I make myself happy? Highway Call -- Dickey Betts [Got it. I need to move.]

What should I do with my life? The Connection -- Phish [Makes sense.]

Will I ever have children? Mr. Zebra -- Tori Amos [What a great, playful, silly song!]

What is some good advice for me? White Rabbit -- Jefferson Airplane [Tempting, indeed.]

How will I be remembered? Nothin' But a Breeze -- Jimmy Buffett [Love it.]

What is my signature dancing song? Ramble on Rose -- Grateful Dead [Definitely.]

What is my current theme song? Panic-Oh! -- Los Abandoned [Works for me.]

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Diamonds on the Inside -- Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals [OK.. I guess that's nice.]

What type of men/women do you like? Easy -- Cowboy Mouth [That's not true!!]

Courtesy of Sweet Memes